Cool Kidz ☻☺☻
Hi, it's us cool kidz. We are two COOL kids (our names are Lolly and Izzy) in Barcelona, and we wanna be helpful and help kids in the world to be happy and feel part of it - and be COOL! This blog is about all these crazy stories, pictures and cool stuff that will blow the minds of your friends - and we guarantee after showing these to your buddies, you will immediately become a COOL KID. ☻☻☻ Every post we will give you tips to becoming a cool & popular kid, and make up cool stories that will accelerate you from weirdo geek to awesome cool kid. We're not trying to say that if you are not popular, you are not cool: even if you are not as popular as your BFF, you are still cool on the inside and that is what matters.
We are going to show you some pictures that only the cool kidz know about; these are a few cool pictures that Lolly has found/created/drawn/discovered and you can see more on her Pinterest which is: Ana P.
First we will show you some COOL COOL COOL galaxy pictures.
Please leave comments ☺xx from the Cool Kidz!
Today we will tell you a scary story written by Izzy that will scare your friends to death.
Lightning
There is a little boy. One night there was lightning outside of his window, because there was a storm outside. He told his Dad about the lightning and said, "Dad, Dad, there's lightning outside my window!"
The Dad said, "Yes, it's a storm. In a storm there's lightning."
The next night the little boy sees the lightning again. The next night he sees it again. And the next night he sees it again.
He tells his Dad who looks worriedly at the little boy.
"Son, there was no lightning," the Dad says, "There were no storms after that first night."
That night the Dad discovers on a newspaper that a murderer with a camera, goes outside of little boys' windows and takes pictures of them. The Dad was very scared.
The next day the little boy said, "Dad, the lightning is not outside of my window anymore!"
The Dad said, "Oh, so it's gone?"
The little boy shook his head and said, "No, now it's in my wardrobe!"
Portraits in the woods
There is a tired man who has been walking for days in the woods. He is exhausted and he finds a little cabin in the middle of the woods. He thought that he could sleep in it and explain to the owners the next day. As he went in and crawled onto the bed he noticed some portraits of monster-like people, with white skin, red eyes, long, sharp fangs and a creepy smile that seemed to be staring at him.
The next day when he woke up he realized that there were no portraits. Where the portraits had been the night before were windows.
Counting with clowns
A family moved in to a nice house in a nice town. They liked it, although they didn't like an odd looking portrait of a clown, with a smile, holding up five fingers. In the family there was the Mom, the Dad, the big sister and the two little brothers.
The Mom went to throw away the clown portrait. It was night and the Dad took the three children to sleep. The Mom hadn't come back yet.
Then they all heard a scream and went downstairs in fear. They found a long puddle of blood and in the middle of it was the Mom, with a knife stabbed into her heart. They were scared, very scared.
And they realized that the clown portrait was back on the wall. But now it was holding up four fingers. The next night the Dad went to throw away the clown portrait. He didn't come back till late and the sister put her two little brothers to bed. Then they heard a scream. With the same puddle of blood, there was their father, dead, with a knife in his heart. The clown still smiled and held up his three fingers. The sister was seriously scared. Freaking out, she called the police and tried to burn the clown portrait. But there was a scream and when the police came it was too late. The sister was in a puddle of blood with a knife in her heart. The last thing she saw was the clown holding his two fingers. The police, very confused, put the little brothers to bed and stayed in the house to keep guard. The guard police went to get a glass of water, but there was a scream. He rushed to the living room, and there was one of the brothers, dead, with a puddle of blood and a knife in his heart. The last brother stared in fear at the clown with his one remaining finger. The only remaining brother left was very frightened. The police, as scared and confused as ever, took him to bed. The little boy sat in bed, too scared to sleep. He heard footsteps and told himself it was just the police. Then a tall, shadowy, chubby clown slowly opened the door and walked into his room. He was holding a knife and smiling freakishly. The little boy screamed and was stabbed in the heart in a puddle of blood. The police were terrified. And now the clown had zero fingers held up, and he was smiling as happy as ever.
Another family of five people moved into the house. And the littlest boy looked at a clown picture on the wall.
"Mom, Dad, look!" he said. "Look at the clown holding his five fingers!"
And the Mom looked at the clown with the fingers and replied," What a strange painting!" She turned the painting around. On the back it said: I have done my job. Let's count again. Counting with clowns!
Hello,it's Izzy, right now we are going to give you some language tips on how to speak Spanish; impress your buddies by being able to talk to waiters in a Spanish restaurant!☺
Here are some of the basics.
English is the blue and Spanish is the red.
Hola Hello
Me llamo I am called
Gracias Thank you
Como estas How are you
Adios Good bye
Por favor Please
De nada Your welcome
Hasta luego See you later
Hasta mañana See you tomorrow
La carta The menu
Muy bien Very good
Chico Boy
Chica Girl
Por supuesto Of course
Now we'll give you a few adjectives that you might like to use:
Guapa Pretty
Delicioso Delicious
Sabroso Tasty
Feliz Happy
Triste Sad
Loco Crazy
Amable Kind
Dulce Sweet
Bonito Nice
Estupido Stupid
Inteligente Intelligent/smart/clever
Guay Cool
And of course, our final word of the day...
Niños geniales! Cool kids!
Now we will show you some of the most popular songs that are going viral right now. Show your friends that you know all the popular songs around!
There are, of course, many amazing songs that everyone loves, but some of them are incredibly popular right now. These are some of them and who they are by.
Locked Away- R.CIty ft. Adam Levine
Hello- Adele
Wildest Dreams- Taylor Swift
Gotta be me- Teen Beach 2 (that's a movie, but Maia Mitchell and Ross Lynch sing it)
Ours- Taylor Swift
Dear Future Husband- Meghan Trainor
Better when I'm dancing- Meghan Trainor
What do you mean- Justin Bieber
Like I'm gonna lose you- Meghan Trainor ft. John Legend
Marvin Gaye- Charlie Puth ft. Meghan Trainor
Trumpets- Jason Derulo
Uptown Funk- Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
Focus- Ariana Grande
Drag me down- One Direction
Demons- Imagine Dragons
See you again- Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth
Cheerleader- OMI
Watch me Whip- Silento
Hula Hoop- OMI
How deep is your love- Calvin Harris & Disciples
Drag me down- One Direction
Santa tell me- Ariana Grande
Sorry- Justin Bieber
Where are you now- Justin Bieber
Now here are some very cute pictures cats, kittens, puppies and dogs. Just look how adorable they are!!!☻
These days, every one loves gifs (animated pictures). So here are some cool cool cool gifs you can show to your cool pals!
(Images from Google Images)
Now we are going to do an extra special element test made by Izzy. There are four elements on the planet: they are fire, water, earth and air. Each of them has its own cool type of personality and we are going to find out which one is yours in this awesome quiz!
1. What's your favourite wild dog?
a) fox
b) wolf
c) coyote
d) dingo
2. Your friend is ignoring you. What do you do?
a) give them the same treatment- after all, revenge is the only way to do it!
b) ask them why they are ignoring you
c) forget about it
d) talk to your other friends but later try to talk to your ignoring friend
3. What is your favourite big cat?
a) tiger
b) snow leopard
c) lion
d) cheetah
4. Which of these qualities suit you most?
a) fiery, confident and bold
b) calm, cool and collected
c) breezy, dreamy and light
d) kind, nurturing and animal-loving
5. What kind of people do you respect most?
a) charismatic
b) intelligent
c) sensible
d) compassionate
6. A friend comes to you and is clearly upset. What do you do to help her?
a) You try to cheer her up. If anyone can bring out a smile, it's you!
b) You take their problem and think it through logically, trying to solve it.
c) You listen carefully and try to boost their confidence. You're the best listener!
d) You try to understand and you give them hugs and sympathy. Nobody is as understanding as you!
7. An angry dog has wandered into your garden and is growling and barking. What do you do?
a) You grab the nearest object and chase it out with it. No way are you putting up with an angry dog trespassing in your garden!
b) You approach it with calm caution and say sternly, "Get out!"
c) You make sure your front door is locked and lock the gate when the dog leaves - you always have to put safety first.
d) You take some meat from your fridge and try to calm it down or lure it out, you know loads about dogs so you know exactly what to do!
8. During a conversation, one of your friends makes a statement that is incorrect. What do you say?
a) You correct them. After all, they ought to know that they made a mistake.
b) You politely question their accuracy and then say what you believe to be correct.
c) You think about correcting them, but decide not to. Anyway, in the end, it's no big deal.
d) You tell them they're wrong but make a joke of it to keep them light-hearted
and not upset if they get embarrassed or upset.
9. You're ideal holiday would be...
a) somewhere exciting and adventurous and full of places to explore
b) near the ocean, or just somewhere calm where I can keep a clear mind to think things through
c) somewhere high, near the sky, where the wind blows and inspiration hits me
d) somewhere beautiful, with animals and nature and lovely people
So, here come your results! Count up how many of each letter you got and look down here to see what element you are.
Mostly As
You are Fire! Fiery, bold, brave and confident, you can stand up for yourself and do what you believe is right. Sometimes you can be a bit full of yourself and a little too boastful but you can make up for that by being the funniest, bravest, boldest kid around!
Mostly Bs
You are Water! Cool, calm, collected and polite, everyone knows you are a clever person who thinks things through logically and enough knowledge in your head for fifty people! Okay, maybe you are a bit too logical and unsympathetic at times, but that's only when you're not being that crazily smart, brilliant, calm kid that you are!
Mostly Cs
You are Air! Dreamy, light-hearted, breezy and a great listener, people always know that you can daydream to your heart's content and will confess all their problems to you. So what if you sometimes daydream TOO much or forget homework or your winter jacket at home? You're a creative, thoughtful, light kid who can dream yourself to planet daydream!
Mostly Ds
You are Earth! Nurturing, kind, caring and sympathetic, you're a real Mother Nature, and animals are your thing. If you're ever a bit illogical or too compassionate, does it matter? The compassionate, nature-loving kid with their feet on the ground and animals all around them is totally you!
What an awesome quiz that was and I bet you got an awesome result too! Now, seeing as we've gone through animals and gifs before, we can combine it into CUTE animal gifs! Mega cool!
Homework stories
Teacher: "Oh, Tony in my life as a teacher I have never heard such a silly story"
Today we will tell you a scary story written by Izzy that will scare your friends to death.
Lightning
There is a little boy. One night there was lightning outside of his window, because there was a storm outside. He told his Dad about the lightning and said, "Dad, Dad, there's lightning outside my window!"
The Dad said, "Yes, it's a storm. In a storm there's lightning."
The next night the little boy sees the lightning again. The next night he sees it again. And the next night he sees it again.
He tells his Dad who looks worriedly at the little boy.
"Son, there was no lightning," the Dad says, "There were no storms after that first night."
That night the Dad discovers on a newspaper that a murderer with a camera, goes outside of little boys' windows and takes pictures of them. The Dad was very scared.
The next day the little boy said, "Dad, the lightning is not outside of my window anymore!"
The Dad said, "Oh, so it's gone?"
The little boy shook his head and said, "No, now it's in my wardrobe!"
Portraits in the woods
There is a tired man who has been walking for days in the woods. He is exhausted and he finds a little cabin in the middle of the woods. He thought that he could sleep in it and explain to the owners the next day. As he went in and crawled onto the bed he noticed some portraits of monster-like people, with white skin, red eyes, long, sharp fangs and a creepy smile that seemed to be staring at him.
The next day when he woke up he realized that there were no portraits. Where the portraits had been the night before were windows.
Counting with clowns
A family moved in to a nice house in a nice town. They liked it, although they didn't like an odd looking portrait of a clown, with a smile, holding up five fingers. In the family there was the Mom, the Dad, the big sister and the two little brothers.
The Mom went to throw away the clown portrait. It was night and the Dad took the three children to sleep. The Mom hadn't come back yet.
Then they all heard a scream and went downstairs in fear. They found a long puddle of blood and in the middle of it was the Mom, with a knife stabbed into her heart. They were scared, very scared.
And they realized that the clown portrait was back on the wall. But now it was holding up four fingers. The next night the Dad went to throw away the clown portrait. He didn't come back till late and the sister put her two little brothers to bed. Then they heard a scream. With the same puddle of blood, there was their father, dead, with a knife in his heart. The clown still smiled and held up his three fingers. The sister was seriously scared. Freaking out, she called the police and tried to burn the clown portrait. But there was a scream and when the police came it was too late. The sister was in a puddle of blood with a knife in her heart. The last thing she saw was the clown holding his two fingers. The police, very confused, put the little brothers to bed and stayed in the house to keep guard. The guard police went to get a glass of water, but there was a scream. He rushed to the living room, and there was one of the brothers, dead, with a puddle of blood and a knife in his heart. The last brother stared in fear at the clown with his one remaining finger. The only remaining brother left was very frightened. The police, as scared and confused as ever, took him to bed. The little boy sat in bed, too scared to sleep. He heard footsteps and told himself it was just the police. Then a tall, shadowy, chubby clown slowly opened the door and walked into his room. He was holding a knife and smiling freakishly. The little boy screamed and was stabbed in the heart in a puddle of blood. The police were terrified. And now the clown had zero fingers held up, and he was smiling as happy as ever.
Another family of five people moved into the house. And the littlest boy looked at a clown picture on the wall.
"Mom, Dad, look!" he said. "Look at the clown holding his five fingers!"
And the Mom looked at the clown with the fingers and replied," What a strange painting!" She turned the painting around. On the back it said: I have done my job. Let's count again. Counting with clowns!
Spanish with Izzy
Hello,it's Izzy, right now we are going to give you some language tips on how to speak Spanish; impress your buddies by being able to talk to waiters in a Spanish restaurant!☺
Here are some of the basics.
English is the blue and Spanish is the red.
Hola Hello
Me llamo I am called
Gracias Thank you
Como estas How are you
Adios Good bye
Por favor Please
De nada Your welcome
Hasta luego See you later
Hasta mañana See you tomorrow
La carta The menu
Muy bien Very good
Chico Boy
Chica Girl
Por supuesto Of course
Now we'll give you a few adjectives that you might like to use:
Guapa Pretty
Delicioso Delicious
Sabroso Tasty
Feliz Happy
Triste Sad
Loco Crazy
Amable Kind
Dulce Sweet
Bonito Nice
Estupido Stupid
Inteligente Intelligent/smart/clever
Guay Cool
And of course, our final word of the day...
Niños geniales! Cool kids!
Now we will show you some of the most popular songs that are going viral right now. Show your friends that you know all the popular songs around!
There are, of course, many amazing songs that everyone loves, but some of them are incredibly popular right now. These are some of them and who they are by.
Locked Away- R.CIty ft. Adam Levine
Hello- Adele
Wildest Dreams- Taylor Swift
Gotta be me- Teen Beach 2 (that's a movie, but Maia Mitchell and Ross Lynch sing it)
Ours- Taylor Swift
Dear Future Husband- Meghan Trainor
Better when I'm dancing- Meghan Trainor
What do you mean- Justin Bieber
Like I'm gonna lose you- Meghan Trainor ft. John Legend
Marvin Gaye- Charlie Puth ft. Meghan Trainor
Trumpets- Jason Derulo
Uptown Funk- Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
Focus- Ariana Grande
Drag me down- One Direction
Demons- Imagine Dragons
See you again- Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth
Cheerleader- OMI
Watch me Whip- Silento
Hula Hoop- OMI
How deep is your love- Calvin Harris & Disciples
Drag me down- One Direction
Santa tell me- Ariana Grande
Sorry- Justin Bieber
Where are you now- Justin Bieber
Now here are some very cute pictures cats, kittens, puppies and dogs. Just look how adorable they are!!!☻
These days, every one loves gifs (animated pictures). So here are some cool cool cool gifs you can show to your cool pals!
(Images from Google Images)
Now we are going to do an extra special element test made by Izzy. There are four elements on the planet: they are fire, water, earth and air. Each of them has its own cool type of personality and we are going to find out which one is yours in this awesome quiz!
1. What's your favourite wild dog?
a) fox
b) wolf
c) coyote
d) dingo
2. Your friend is ignoring you. What do you do?
a) give them the same treatment- after all, revenge is the only way to do it!
b) ask them why they are ignoring you
c) forget about it
d) talk to your other friends but later try to talk to your ignoring friend
3. What is your favourite big cat?
a) tiger
b) snow leopard
c) lion
d) cheetah
4. Which of these qualities suit you most?
a) fiery, confident and bold
b) calm, cool and collected
c) breezy, dreamy and light
d) kind, nurturing and animal-loving
5. What kind of people do you respect most?
a) charismatic
b) intelligent
c) sensible
d) compassionate
6. A friend comes to you and is clearly upset. What do you do to help her?
a) You try to cheer her up. If anyone can bring out a smile, it's you!
b) You take their problem and think it through logically, trying to solve it.
c) You listen carefully and try to boost their confidence. You're the best listener!
d) You try to understand and you give them hugs and sympathy. Nobody is as understanding as you!
7. An angry dog has wandered into your garden and is growling and barking. What do you do?
a) You grab the nearest object and chase it out with it. No way are you putting up with an angry dog trespassing in your garden!
b) You approach it with calm caution and say sternly, "Get out!"
c) You make sure your front door is locked and lock the gate when the dog leaves - you always have to put safety first.
d) You take some meat from your fridge and try to calm it down or lure it out, you know loads about dogs so you know exactly what to do!
8. During a conversation, one of your friends makes a statement that is incorrect. What do you say?
a) You correct them. After all, they ought to know that they made a mistake.
b) You politely question their accuracy and then say what you believe to be correct.
c) You think about correcting them, but decide not to. Anyway, in the end, it's no big deal.
d) You tell them they're wrong but make a joke of it to keep them light-hearted
and not upset if they get embarrassed or upset.
9. You're ideal holiday would be...
a) somewhere exciting and adventurous and full of places to explore
b) near the ocean, or just somewhere calm where I can keep a clear mind to think things through
c) somewhere high, near the sky, where the wind blows and inspiration hits me
d) somewhere beautiful, with animals and nature and lovely people
So, here come your results! Count up how many of each letter you got and look down here to see what element you are.
Mostly As
You are Fire! Fiery, bold, brave and confident, you can stand up for yourself and do what you believe is right. Sometimes you can be a bit full of yourself and a little too boastful but you can make up for that by being the funniest, bravest, boldest kid around!
Mostly Bs
You are Water! Cool, calm, collected and polite, everyone knows you are a clever person who thinks things through logically and enough knowledge in your head for fifty people! Okay, maybe you are a bit too logical and unsympathetic at times, but that's only when you're not being that crazily smart, brilliant, calm kid that you are!
Mostly Cs
You are Air! Dreamy, light-hearted, breezy and a great listener, people always know that you can daydream to your heart's content and will confess all their problems to you. So what if you sometimes daydream TOO much or forget homework or your winter jacket at home? You're a creative, thoughtful, light kid who can dream yourself to planet daydream!
Mostly Ds
You are Earth! Nurturing, kind, caring and sympathetic, you're a real Mother Nature, and animals are your thing. If you're ever a bit illogical or too compassionate, does it matter? The compassionate, nature-loving kid with their feet on the ground and animals all around them is totally you!
What an awesome quiz that was and I bet you got an awesome result too! Now, seeing as we've gone through animals and gifs before, we can combine it into CUTE animal gifs! Mega cool!
Homework stories
Teacher: "Oh, Tony in my life as a teacher I have never heard such a silly story"
Tony: "But its true, you see my dad is a superhero that took away a time machine from the evil Doctor. Hucdneysubfgsdgh and I accidentally turned it on to the dinosaur era and the dinosaur ate it!"
Teacher:"Oh, Tony."
Teacher: "Tony what is your excuse this time?"
Tony: "Emmmmm..."
Teacher: "Emmmmm what ?"
Tony: "I've got it! I mean... a murderer came into house and murdered the homework but I did do a project about its funeral..."
Teacher: "That is still not the homework Tony."
Tony: "Oh...."
Teacher: "Oh, Tony"
Teacher: "Tony, what is your excuse this time...?"
Tony: "Umm, okay, so, this alien stopped me in the street today and said- Give me your homework or I will take you to my planet Zoobliwaggle and I will eat your for lunch- so I had to give him my homework or I would die!"
Teacher: "Tony, that's not true. I saw your Dad drive you to school today."
Tony: "Oh."
Teacher: "Oh, Tony."
Teacher: "Tony, where is your homework?"
Tony: "Okay, so-"
Teacher: "Before you start, please don't say a dinosaur ate it..."
Tony: "No..."
Teacher: "And don't say that your homework was murdered..."
Tony: "No..."
Teacher: "Or that an alien took it..."
Tony: "No..."
Teacher: (surprised) "Really? Okay, then what happened?"
Tony: "I don't have my homework because... My dog ate it! Classic excuse!" (wink)
Teacher: "Oh, Tony."
Italian with Lolly
Here is some super Italian to set the house on fire when you are at an Italian restaurant with your friends!
green=Italian red=English
ciao=hello
addio=bye
mi chiamo=my name is
grazie=thank you
io=I
sono=i´m
dové=where is it
io non parlo italiano=I don't speak Italian
io parlo inglese=I speak English
cosa intendi=what do you mean
Now I (Izzy) am going to show you 15 cool facts that nobody will have ever heard - except for you, the cool kid! xxx ☻ Thanks for reading!
1. Until the 1800s, dentures were usually made from dead soldier's teeth! Yuck!
2. Even though the movie Sleeping Beauty was named after Princess Aurora herself, Aurora only had 18 minutes in the whole movie, and only 18 lines! Unbelievable, but true!
3. The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days!
4. You are born with 300 bones but by the time you are an adult, you only have 206.
5. One quarter of the bones in your body are actually in your feet.
6. The average person seriously spends about two weeks in a lifetime waiting for the red traffic light to turn to green. No way!
7. Coca Cola would actually be GREEN if the food colouring wasn't added into it, seriously!
8. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
9. Cockroaches can live several weeks with its HEAD cut off.
10. Earth is the only planet in the Solar System that is not named after a Roman/Greek God.
11. The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9,000 years old. Wow!
12. The average American actually spends a year and a half of his or her life watching commercials. What in the world are you doing?! Spend that year and a half doing something useful, helpful or productive people!
13. 111, 111, 111 x 111, 111, 111= 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321. Get it? Chronological order? ☻
14. Only 11% of the world is left handed. Whoa!
15. A duck's quack doesn't echo anymore, unlike a human's voice, a cow's moo, a cat's meow etc. etc. And what's more, no one knows why!
Now here are a few funny stories about international men that, even if you don't understand, other people will laugh and laugh!
Teacher:"Oh, Tony."
Teacher: "Tony what is your excuse this time?"
Tony: "Emmmmm..."
Teacher: "Emmmmm what ?"
Tony: "I've got it! I mean... a murderer came into house and murdered the homework but I did do a project about its funeral..."
Teacher: "That is still not the homework Tony."
Tony: "Oh...."
Teacher: "Oh, Tony"
Teacher: "Tony, what is your excuse this time...?"
Tony: "Umm, okay, so, this alien stopped me in the street today and said- Give me your homework or I will take you to my planet Zoobliwaggle and I will eat your for lunch- so I had to give him my homework or I would die!"
Teacher: "Tony, that's not true. I saw your Dad drive you to school today."
Tony: "Oh."
Teacher: "Oh, Tony."
Teacher: "Tony, where is your homework?"
Tony: "Okay, so-"
Teacher: "Before you start, please don't say a dinosaur ate it..."
Tony: "No..."
Teacher: "And don't say that your homework was murdered..."
Tony: "No..."
Teacher: "Or that an alien took it..."
Tony: "No..."
Teacher: (surprised) "Really? Okay, then what happened?"
Tony: "I don't have my homework because... My dog ate it! Classic excuse!" (wink)
Teacher: "Oh, Tony."
Italian with Lolly
Here is some super Italian to set the house on fire when you are at an Italian restaurant with your friends!
green=Italian red=English
ciao=hello
addio=bye
mi chiamo=my name is
grazie=thank you
io=I
sono=i´m
dové=where is it
io non parlo italiano=I don't speak Italian
io parlo inglese=I speak English
cosa intendi=what do you mean
Now I (Izzy) am going to show you 15 cool facts that nobody will have ever heard - except for you, the cool kid! xxx ☻ Thanks for reading!
1. Until the 1800s, dentures were usually made from dead soldier's teeth! Yuck!
2. Even though the movie Sleeping Beauty was named after Princess Aurora herself, Aurora only had 18 minutes in the whole movie, and only 18 lines! Unbelievable, but true!
3. The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days!
4. You are born with 300 bones but by the time you are an adult, you only have 206.
5. One quarter of the bones in your body are actually in your feet.
6. The average person seriously spends about two weeks in a lifetime waiting for the red traffic light to turn to green. No way!
7. Coca Cola would actually be GREEN if the food colouring wasn't added into it, seriously!
8. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
9. Cockroaches can live several weeks with its HEAD cut off.
10. Earth is the only planet in the Solar System that is not named after a Roman/Greek God.
11. The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9,000 years old. Wow!
12. The average American actually spends a year and a half of his or her life watching commercials. What in the world are you doing?! Spend that year and a half doing something useful, helpful or productive people!
13. 111, 111, 111 x 111, 111, 111= 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321. Get it? Chronological order? ☻
14. Only 11% of the world is left handed. Whoa!
15. A duck's quack doesn't echo anymore, unlike a human's voice, a cow's moo, a cat's meow etc. etc. And what's more, no one knows why!
Now here are a few funny stories about international men that, even if you don't understand, other people will laugh and laugh!
Scotsman, Irishman, and Englishman Story
A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away, each is to be granted a year's supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone.
- The Scotsman asks for a year's supply of whisky; it's given to him and he's locked away.
- The Irishman asks for a year's supply of Guinness so he's locked up with several thousand bottles of it.
- The Englishman asks for a year's supply of cigarettes and he's given a pile of cartons and the cell door is shut on him.
One year later, their doors are all unlocked.
- The Scotsman staggers out and shouts, 'I'm free!' and then keels over dead from alcohol poisoning.
- The Irishman is dragged out into the light, whereupon he promptly dies of liver failure.
- When the door to the Englishman's cell is opened, everybody watches eagerly to see what sort of a wreck the man has made of himself.
To their surprise, he walks right out the door, sidles up to the first person he sees, and asks, 'I say you wouldn't happen to have a match, would you?'
Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman story
A Scotsman opens his packed lunch. As usual, it is the ham sandwiches he hates."I have had enough of ham sandwiches!" he roars so he throws himself out the window of his office.
An Englishman opens his packed lunch. As usual, it is the cheese sandwiches he hates.
"I have had enough of cheese sandwiches!" he screams so he throws himself out the window of his office.
An Irishman opens his packed lunch. As usual, it is the ham and cheese sandwiches he hates.
"I have had enough of ham and cheese sandwiches!" he wails so he throws himself out the window of his office.
At the funeral
At the funeral the wives are crying."It's my fault!" the Scotsman's wife sobs. "He told me he hated ham sandwiches but I didn't listen so I packed them anyway!"
"it's my fault too!" the Englishman's wife weeps. "He told me he hated cheese sandwiches but I didn't listen so I packed them anyway!"
The Irishman's wife is crying too, but looks confused.
"What I don't understand," she says, "Is that I never knew my husband hated ham and cheese. I never packed his lunch! He packed it himself so why throw himself out the window?"
Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman Joke
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children.
'My son was born on St George's Day, 'remarked the Englishman, 'So we obviously decided to call him George.'
'That's a real coincidence', observed the Scotsman', My daughter was born on Valentine's Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.'
'That's really incredible', drawled the Irishman, 'Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.'
A Frenchman, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman
A Frenchman, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are talking together after some rigorous exercise.
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' moaned the Frenchman, 'I think I must have a glass of wine.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' responded the German, 'I think I must have a beer.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' murmured the Irishman, 'I think I must have a Guinness.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' muttered the Englishman, 'I think I must have diabetes.'
An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman
An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old witch steps in front of them.
'This is a magic ride,' she says. 'You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down.'
'I'm game for this,' says Angus, the Scotsman, and slides down the helter-skelter shouting 'GOLD!' at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins.
William, the Englishman, goes next and shouts 'SILVER!' at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry.
Patrick, the Irishman, goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts 'WEEEEEEE!'
Now here are some cool jokes that may be cheesy/corny but will make you laugh your eyes out.
- I used to think that my brain was my most important organ in my body. Then I thought, 'Look what's telling me that.'
- Why don't you ever see rhinos hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.
- A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
- Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? He had tequila! (Tequila, to-kill-her, get it?)
- How does NASA organise their company parties? They planet.
(They planet, they plan-it, get it?)
- Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
(Seven ate nine, seven ATE nine, get it?)
- What time do you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
(Tooth-hurtie, TWO-THIRTY, get it?)
- My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only get his shelf to blame. (His shelf, HIMSELF, get it?)
- What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
- Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired.
- What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
- I wondered why the football was getting closer. Then it hit me.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I wrote a song about a burrito. Well, actually, it's more of a wrap. (wrap, rap, get it?)
- Learn sign language. It's very handy.
- You wanted to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.
- What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
Useful websites from Izzy☺☺☺
If you want some cool and pretty useful websites to use, this section is for you
School websites
School can be tricky, (we know! ☺) but bear with us, and you can get great grades!
- mymaths.co.uk
A website to help you with your maths
- whizz.com
Another handy maths website.
- translate.google.com
For help with language homework.
- dictionary.com
If you need help defining words.
- thesaurus.com
For pretty cool synonyms and antonyms
Writing websites
People like to write and if you are one of them (like Izzy :P) then you can take a look at these websites.
- penzu.com
If you'd like to write an everyday diary on computer.
- cooltext.com
Not really a writing website, more of a website to get titles in cool fonts and shapes and colours- a really great website, we recommend!
-readwritethink.org
A little website to help students type up their ideas
Go Eco with Izzy!
The world (Earth), our planet, is full of delightful creatures and nature and animals. We, humans, are not the only creatures on the planet, however intelligent/dominating we are. We have invented things like cars and machine guns and houses and refrigerators that seem useful - they are useful, to us, but can cause fatal damage. Global warming is happening all around us, BECAUSE of us, but we don't stop it! We have no idea, but global warming wouldn't just kill other animals, it could kill us too. Here are some handy tips to stop global warming; or at least try.
- You could walk or cycle more instead of using your car, which gives off nasty petrol fumes that increases global warming.
- You shouldn't throw your rubbish away on the streets, because that could get kicked away into the ocean or a river, and that can cause pollution. Or, sadly, an animal could think it was food and try to eat it, and maybe choke on it or die or get sick.
- Don't waste paper - it could make terrible consequences. Paper is made from trees, and trees are chopped down so you can have paper. If you waste paper, more trees get chopped down so that you can have more paper, and without trees, animals would be losing their habitat, and we would have less oxygen to breathe (because oxygen comes from trees).
- Instead of switching on the heating during winter so you can be warm, why not wear a jumper instead? That'll not only stop you from wasting electricity, it'll keep you warm and toasty too! ☻
Recipe for brownie coming soon ...
Anti-bullying with Lolly ☻ :-) :-P
Some people get bullied in life because of their looks, or because of their talents or their mental capacity. In an experiment they took pictures of people and then they photo-shopped it. They asked people whether they thought that the photo-shopped or the original was the actual one and they chose the photo-shopped. It was because they thought they were perfect and chose the picture of them that looked perfect. But you need to accept that you are not 100% perfect and that you ought to embrace who you are and not try to change yourself. And it is the same with other people - they might not be pretty, or clever, or talented, or the same race as you; but that doesn't mean they can't be your friend. Next time you see someone being bullied, why not stand up for them instead?
Hey there! It's us, and we're going to show you some pics of glitter slime. Next time, we will show you how to make it, but right now, we're going to give you a sneak peek on what it looks like! ♥♥
Hello, it's Izzy here! I'm just going to show you a few photos of some very cool drawings made entirely out of recycled stuff that you would usually just throw away. But if you take a closer look at it, you'd realise that you can make cool drawings out of it, and it is pretty awesome!
Riddles with Izzy
Hello, it's Izzy. Riddles are cool, very cool, and really get you thinking. Here are some extra special ones to get your brain going. Good luck!
1. Some months have 31 days. Some months have 30 days. How many have 28?
Answer: All of them, they all have 28 days in them!
2. A man built a perfect square house with each of the walls facing south. A bear destroyed it. What colour was the bear?
Answer: White - a polar bear, because if the walls faced south, it was in the North Pole!
3. Johnny's mother had three children. The 1st was called April. The 2nd was called May. What was the 3rd called?
Answer: Johnny, he was the 3rd child!
4. Before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered yet.
5. How much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 feet deep, and 6 metres wide?
Answer: None, there's no dirt in a hole!
6. What word in the English language is always spelt incorrectly?
Answer: The word incorrectly itself!
7. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The yolk of the egg are white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is actually yellow.
8. I have a face and hands but no feet or eyes. What am I?
Answer: A clock!
9. What gets wet as it dries?
Answer: A towel
10. It's tall when it's young and it's short when it's old. What is it?
Answer: A candle
11. A man got onto his horse and went to town on Wednesday. He stayed for two nights and went home on Wednesday. How is that possible?
Answer: His horse was called Wednesday!
12. The blue house is made of blue. The red house is made of red. The yellow house is made of yellow. What is the green house made of?
Answer: Glass, it's a green-house!
13. The pink man lives in the pink house. The orange man lives in the orange house. The green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house?
Answer: The President!
14. What goes up when rain comes down?
Answer: An umbrella
15. What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer: Smiles, because there's a 'mile' between each s!
16. What travels around the world and stays in one spot?
Answer: A stamp
17. What occurs twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter 'm'!
18. What starts with the letter 't', is filled with 't' and ends in 't'?
Answer: A teapot
Star of the Week!
Did you like those riddles? Cool! Now we are going to have our "Star of the week" ! This week, our star is... Taylor Swift!
Here are a few facts about Taylor.
☻ She was born on December 13th 1989 in Pennsylvania.
☻ The exact time she was born was 5:17 am.
☻ She is scared of spiders and snakes and beetles.
☻ Her favourite holiday is Christmas.
☻ She is obsessed with anything Disney.
☻ Her favourite series is the Divergent trilogy by Veronica Roth.
☻ Her dream was to become a singer and songwriter - she got her dream, then!
☻ She likes to DIY.
☻ Her favourite place is the ocean.
☻ She considers herself an optimist, but she is not a realist.
☻ Her favorite YouTubers are catrific, missglamorazzi, macbarbie07, meghanrosette, Kingsley, Jack and Finn, Smosh, and TheFineBros.
☻ Her cousin Kristen is the subject of her song 'Never too far away'.
Merry Christmas! :-D
Hi again! Today is Christmas day! Did you open your presents? Did you love them? Did you look inside your stocking, then see whether Santa had eaten the cookies and milk you left for him?
Whether you did or not, merry Christmas! Christmas is all about having fun and seeing your family and friends and having a good time with the ones you love.
Did you know, in Germany they have a monster called the Krampus who kidnaps you if you are not good? And in Spain, they have three kings day on the 6th of January instead of Christmas, when the three kings fill their shoes with presents during the night. But whatever way we celebrate it, we are all happy☻, and that is the most important thing.
New Year!! :-)
Hey everybody, it is almost new year, almost the end of 2015 and the beginning of 2016! We just wanted to say, thank you for looking at our blog everyone and we hope you have an amazing new year and a fantastic 2016. Good luck with your new year's resolutions in the new year everyone!!By the way, next time, we will show you the best great shortened words for text messages to text people, so see you later! - or should i say: show u the best short words 4 texts 2 text peops, so c u l8r!
German with Izzy :-P :-)
Hey guys, today I am going to show you some of the basics and the easy vocab in German, or should I say - Deutsch!English = red German = blue
Hello = hallo
Goodbye = auf wiedersehn
Thank you = danke
Grumpy cat with LOLLY!!!!
If you don´t know who grumpy cat is I would recommend you a doctor, but don´t worry I will help you. Grumpy cat is a viral sensation on the internet nearly everyone knows her!!!! First of all her real name is Tartar Sauce. I´m starting to wonder why she is actually angry. This cat´s particular face is caused from an under bite and feline dwarfism - what????? The proud owner of this amazing cat has millions of dollars from selling cups, sculptures, t-shirts and many other things, and she also has a TV show.
Did you know by Lolly and Izzy
Today we are going to show you some incredible facts that we bet you didn't know! So, here we go. Did you know...
♥The tower of London has served as a prison, a treasury, and even a ZOO!
♥A dolphin's eyeballs can move independently of each other - for example, one eye can look straight up, while the other looks to the left.
♥Ian Fleming, the British author who created the character James Bond, was actually a spy himself during World War II.
♥The covering on the end of a shoelace is called an aglet.
♥In India, over 30 native languages are each spoken by more than a million people.
♥A group of cats is called a clowder (I know, weird, right?)
♥Asia is the largest continent and even larger than the surface of the moon!
♥The famous Bronte sisters - Charlotte, Emily and Anne - published their novels under fake men's names: Currer Bell, Ellis Bell, and Acton Bell.
♥Frank Oz, the actor who was the voice of Yoda, also gave a voice to Miss Piggy, Animal and Fozzie Bear.
♥Cold water weighs more than hot water.
♥Queen Victoria popularised white wedding dresses when she wore one to her own wedding in 1840.
♥Coins in Ancient China were minted with holes in the centre so they could be strung and carried more easily.
♥Every person in Iceland is required to learn how to swim! It's the law!
♥In Milan there is a legal requirement that every person should smile at all times except in funerals and hospital visits.
♥Galileo Galilei's middle finger is on display in a museum in Florence.
♥A cat's eye has three eyelids.
♥Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa may lose its snow-covered top within 20 years.
♥Night-time rainbows are called moonbows! They rarely occur because the moon must be very bright and positioned in just the right way in relation to the rain. Wow, cool, huh?
♥Snowflakes formed in clouds usually take about an hour to reach the ground.
♥Olympic gold medals are actually more than 90 percent silver.
♥In the past 60 years, LEGO has made more than 320 billion LEGO bricks. That is 46 bricks for every person on the planet.
♥Barbie was named after the inventor's daughter, Barbara. Since her creation in 1950, she has had more than 150 jobs.
♥Lobster blood is colourless. It turns blue when it is exposed to oxygen.
♥There are more living organisms on the skin of each human than there are humans on the surface of the Earth.
♥Red is the most common of food packaging. It is believed to make you hungry.
♥A dog drinks by forming the back of its tongue into a bucket.
♥the sun is about 400 times larger than the moon but its about 400 times farther away, so both appear the same size.
Largest number in the world by Lolly
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Hi, guys! It's me, Izzy. Me and Lolly are going to tell you a bit about ourselves today.
What if .....
Eye colours by Lolly
Fun Stuff byIzzy
Hi, guys! It's me, Izzy. Me and Lolly are going to tell you a bit about ourselves today.
What if .....
The world imideantly stoped moving
We would all fly of the grownd, think of it the world rotates about 100Km per houer. If you were in a car that went 100Km per houer and the car brotaly stoped you wold fly of your sit so....
I belive I can fly.... and I can kill my self
